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Thu Jul 31, 2008, 3:11 AM
:zombie: + U P D A T E S + :zombie:
While recently surfing this website (I have been a member for several years), I have discovered there is no zombie awareness club. This deeply shocked and confused me. As I am sure you are well aware, zombies are a major threat to human civilization (as well as some species of dogs and horse-giraffes), and will undoubtably be the end of the world. Experts in the field of Zombiology are predicting that a mass virus will kill off most of our friends and family in the year 2012. Few will be left unzombified, and any contact with zombie flesh or blood will infect you and leave you enslaved to the zombie gods.

You have been warned.
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If YOU do not want to be part of the conformist zombie society, then you'd better join up and protect yourself against this trend-wave of rotting flesh. But how, you wonder, shall I join? Well, my comrade. It's a very simple process.

1)Send a note to the club (a simple comment or reply will not suffice).
2)Add a watch to the club.
3)Wait until myself or another moderator encounters your plea for zombie related help and adds a watch back.
4)Check in on the journals and deviations uploaded for tips on how to stay clean from zombies.
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:zombie: + M E M B E R S + :zombie:

None?! I guess I'll be the only survivor *sigh*
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:zombie: + Z O M B I E | T I P | O F | T H E | W E E K + :zombie:

Zombies dislike the cold. Move to Alaska or pretty much any Canadian province while you still have time. Or just make sure you can turn your thermostat to 20 and insulate your house.
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  • Current Residence: Grade A zombie protection
  • Interests: Zombie fighting and protecting mankind
  • Skin of choice: The kind that's not rotting.
  • Tools of the Trade: Ammo. Shotgun. Kool Aid.

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